surprisemothuhfuckuh:

toxxic-fairyy:

This guy has the biggest balls

the best part is the security guy at the end

ohhowlucky:

danteogodofsoup:

killbenedictcumberbatch:

standupcomedyblog:

John Mulaney | The Salt & Pepper Diner

THE BEST JOKE IN EXISTENCE

GOD I JUST TOLD SOMEONE ABOUT THIS STORY

This is one of the best pieces of comedy that I have ever had the pleasure of witnessing. I love this. I have been looking for this online for awhile.

ROBOTS AND CYBORGS ARE NOT THE SAME THING

homohustle:

kkaito:

robots - 100% mechanical, no organic or living parts

androids - robots that are designed to look human-like (100% mechanical)

cyborgs - organic/living thing with added mechanical or cybernetic parts

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calicorn:

Thank you, to Team MSPA and everyone for 5 of the most unforgettable years that have brought us a story unlike any other, and united so many different people.
Full size can be seen here.

calicorn:

Thank you, to Team MSPA and everyone for 5 of the most unforgettable years that have brought us a story unlike any other, and united so many different people.

Full size can be seen here.

shubbabang:

yeehaw 4/13 i tried?

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lunaismaiwaifu:

I died
Pls bury me

lunaismaiwaifu:

I died

Pls bury me

junk-os:

boara:

HE THOUGHT HIS LIL FRIEND GOT BAKED INTO A COOKIE I AM 100% DONE AWHH

im sorry i just had to;;;;;;;;

highheelsandhangovers21:

Felicia “Fo” Porter

ikimaru:

"And one day we will find a way
towards this distant golden age
THE CRIES OF WAR WILL SOUND THE DAY
WE STAND BEFORE THE DAWN OF A NEW WORLD!

I jUSt.. really wanted put as much of the story in one picture as I could

we’ve come so far guys! ;v;

full version! tumblr resizing strikes again

thefandomexpert:

sfuckingella:

theproudamoeba:

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ok well maybe just that one time

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IT JUST TAKES SO MANY TURNS

I DON’T KNOW WHAT TO BE HORRIFIED BY OR SAD ABOUT OR LAUGHING AT

THAT’S WHAT MAKES THIS GREAT

ITS BECAUSE THAT’S THE EXACT SAME FEELING YOU GET FROM READING THE ACTUAL COMIC

ikimaru:

is it now :^)

ikimaru:

is it now :^)

rapidopatter:

For everyone on tumblr tomorrow, I’m sorry.

rapidopatter:

For everyone on tumblr tomorrow, I’m sorry.

4/13 => Happy birthday John!

Jane

sologatos:

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Daisy